PORNLAND DIARIES day 2
Ladies and Gentlemen at long last the cock is out.... stay tuned for updates
Today's lessons:
1. Making porn is just as monotonous as the making of anyother kind of movie.
2. No matter how simple the line "Trevor grab your balls, now squeeze them like they were in a vice, squeeze them harder, now we are turning the screw on the vice, squeeze them harder". It will have to be fed to the actor by the director.
3. Yes Virginia they do use Viagra
4. It' s really boring after awhile to sit around and watch two guys TRY to screw because one guy can't get hard enough to do the scene. Why he doesn't take the viagra, i'll never know.
Well kids It's 12 hours later and I can't tel you how truly dull it all was. I'm not trying to come off as Mr. I've seen everything and I'm so above this, it truly is awful to have sit still and be quiet on and off all day while these guys alternate between screwing up simple dialogue, trying to get hard enough to fuck, and then the loud grunting slapping noises of orchestrated sex. There were a few moments of thats hot, or wow his dick is truly huge, but the repetiveness of it all outweighs the novelty. Sorry about the blurry sex pic, but I wasn't supposed to be taking pics, and well most of you probably didn't want to see anything to graphic. Hope y'all enjoyed my return to the blog world. Now I can go back to freaking out about trying to move to Chicago, but that is another post.
ps.. freaking out about what and how to pack to move...not the fact that I am moving.
good luck, and piss off.
posted by proletariatputz at 10:58 AM
5 Comments:
you should blog about gay porn every day...
if I was blogging about gay porn everyday, wouldn't you be a little concerned? hmmmm probably not.
I think that I would get angry after a while thinking things like:
"Isn't it their job to be able to do it on a moment's notice?"
"I know the truth about this industry. It's all smoke and mirrors!"
haha.
"hmmm, probably not"
yeah. you know...[comment deleted]
well, anyway.
I love the blurry picture. Makes porn into art.
Haha M.A.'s comment. I would probably get mad, too, because I hate it when my day is slowed down because other people can't do their job... :)
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