THIS IS HOT, RIGHT?

If you haven't heard about about Prussian Blue over at Alley's blog let me be the first to show how parents can warp the little minds of their children. Check out this article about the girls and their parents. Sadly the article does little to tell us were they got those cute matching t-shirts.

GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CITY

How I long for public trans... It's fucking Saturday afternoon, and I just spent an hour in traffic like it was five o'clock rush hour on friday. UGH.

Its' not stipping if they don't take their clothes off, right?

So one of my roommates is an 'exotic dancer', you can't really call her a stripper since there is a law in Hollywood, yes Hollywood of all places, that the dancers in strip clubs can't take their tops offf. Now how silly is that? I have more to say, and there is a reason for this post but I have to run.. I've got a meeting darling.

Word verification is a bitch when you're drunk

There I said it. It's all squiggly and there are q's next to p's... ugh.. I just want to be a witty smartass and be on my way.

PORNLAND DIARIES day 2

Ladies and Gentlemen at long last the cock is out.... stay tuned for updates

Today's lessons:
1. Making porn is just as monotonous as the making of anyother kind of movie.

2. No matter how simple the line "Trevor grab your balls, now squeeze them like they were in a vice, squeeze them harder, now we are turning the screw on the vice, squeeze them harder". It will have to be fed to the actor by the director.

3. Yes Virginia they do use Viagra

4. It' s really boring after awhile to sit around and watch two guys TRY to screw because one guy can't get hard enough to do the scene. Why he doesn't take the viagra, i'll never know.

Well kids It's 12 hours later and I can't tel you how truly dull it all was. I'm not trying to come off as Mr. I've seen everything and I'm so above this, it truly is awful to have sit still and be quiet on and off all day while these guys alternate between screwing up simple dialogue, trying to get hard enough to fuck, and then the loud grunting slapping noises of orchestrated sex. There were a few moments of thats hot, or wow his dick is truly huge, but the repetiveness of it all outweighs the novelty. Sorry about the blurry sex pic, but I wasn't supposed to be taking pics, and well most of you probably didn't want to see anything to graphic. Hope y'all enjoyed my return to the blog world. Now I can go back to freaking out about trying to move to Chicago, but that is another post.

ps.. freaking out about what and how to pack to move...not the fact that I am moving.

good luck, and piss off.

Because my day wasn't gay enough

So after a long hard day (pun intended) of waiting for orgasams and watching gym bodies the only natural thing to do was go get sushi. mmmmmmmm. now of all the things about L.A. I'm going to miss, the kick ass sushi we get in Little Tokyo is probably going to be high on the list. I'm sure they have great sushi in Chicago, but this is L.A. the ocean is right there and the chef is sooo Japanese, like actually from Japan. So after some beer, spicy scallops, and fried shrimp heads I headed over to my friend Scott's place for another beer and perhaps a movie. While we were sitting around b.s.ing and I was scrolling through his iTunes it got me to thinking about something he once said about his place being wher Madonna's video for Borderline was filmed. Long story short I badgered him into breaking out with the Madonna video DVD and show me. Sure enough the exterior and interior shots are his place, but just in case I was doubtful he tells me about how the owner of the building told him about renting the space to the material girl when she was still nobody. Anyway, its been a long time since I've seen those early Madonna videos, and boy did she rock.. I really had forgotten how awsome she was. Now what was my point.. oh yes Madonna = gay and my day=gay..

stay tuned for tomorrows installment of gay for pay.

PORNTOPIA day 1 updated

Well the boys are all here. Setting up their "set", a psychiatryst's office, bringing in the lights, and rearranging our sparseness to suit their needs. Personally all I want is for the the P.A. to get back with my cappuccino.

There isn't any sex today, just "acting". So the entertainment value of watching the acting should be priceless. I was talking with the director cuz I thought I recognized one of the actors from his other film, but it turns out that the young lad in question is actually making his film debut. More potential for priceless humor.

hmmmm... I hope these lights don't trip our breakers, such janky wiring in these old spaces.

I'll keep y'all updated as the plot thickens, so to speak..

For all you gay porn aficionados out there this movie is for JET SET.

Ok time for some of the memorable lines of the day:

The Hypnotist to his patient:
"You will be an insatiable pig bottom, whose only satisfaction is being plowed hard in the ass".
or the classic
"Show me your asshole".



So the saga continues. There is another aspect to this shoot that I hadn't mentioned before, this film is being done totally guerilla. Guerilla in the sense that the film makers don't have the permits (and we don't have permission) to film in our space, let alone in this building. You see this being L.A. there is a business and proper channels for filming on private propery, and the landlords don't want anyone making money off them. This complex has been used in films like Vanilla Sky so the landlords don't suffer freeloaders lightly, the want their movie money. My point, and reason for anxiety is that no sooner does the crew decide to do a quick little shot in the hallway outside our door then the building manager walks by. He didn't say anything, but he could make our lives very painfull. Fines, evection, etc. If we get in trouble for this the best we can hope to do is pass it off as a student film, and not a commercial venture.

more updates as they happen.

"hypnosis" is proving to be a difficult word to articulate.

more quotes from the silver screen that you can use to amaze your friends.
"Derek, when you awake you will no longer be addicted to sucking cock, and Travis when you awake you will no longer exclusively be a bottom".

lessons learned:
1. Male porn stars can be entertained with LEGOS

2. It takes absolute quiet, privacy, some porn, and over a half hour and counting for one guy to masturbate to orgasam.

yes.. i saw hot man ass complete with hairless bronzed adonis like body and a rather large cock, thank god he's gay..... otherwise it would be a total waste.

SPUNKTACULAR LIVING

Well I guess I'll get one quickie in before leaving Los Angeles. There is going to be another gay porn shoot at the house this week. I will keep all you perverts updated on the details.

Can you believe I'm leaving all this behind? Don't worry it's not as fabulous as AlleyRat.

iTunes

I think my iTunes is psychic. You see I just switced over to Mac (Yay) cuz my PC was dying a slow painfull death. So I'm sitting in the main theatre at La Jolla Playhouse on my dinner break and I decide I need some music to accompany my terribly unhealthy dinner, so I kick up iTunes and throw it on shuffle for the very first time. Here's the creepy/cool part, the very first song it spits out is Pete Townshend's Greyhound Girl, not just any version but the live version from the show he preformed in the very room I'm sitting in, a concert I was not only at but lit. Very wonderful memories and hopefully a good omen of wonderful times ahead for me and my mac.